BLACK FRIDAY DOZEN

Like birthdays, Christmas and Manchester United wins this season, I clear my desk just once a year. A rapid fire riddance of administrative remnants, half-drunk coffees and empty Coopers' stubbies. It is believed Amelia Earhart’s plane could lie buried beneath a towering pile of old cellar notes.
 
The other Teusner ‘thing’ that happens just once a year is my Black Friday Clearance Sale…..and this one is blacker than ever.
 
Over the years we’ve accumulated various odds and ends that currently reside in a dark, blackened corner of the winery cellar. All gems, but I am keen to see the back of them. I’ve asked Senior Vice President of Tape Gun Operations…aka ‘Wardy’…to rifle through the boxes and come up with a random mixed dozen of uber tasty Teusner reds.
 
This dozen would normally set you back $439, but in the black spirit of the occasion I’m offering it for just $260 including shipping – that’s a whopping 41% saving.
 
Because the dozen is being offered at these crazy Black Friday prices, I can’t reveal what you’ll receive….but I can give you a couple of hints!
 
There’s one bottle in here that would normally set you back $100, and it comes with a 96 point rating from Halliday. You’ll also find a couple of bottles of Shiraz that have been poured in business class on one of the world’s best airlines. There’s a delicious Grenache blend that one wine scribe described as ‘one of the most delightful blends from Kym Teusner yet’, along with a couple of beautifully aged reds from the brilliant 2019 vintage. Almost every wine in the dozen has received at least 93 points from Australia’s top reviewers.